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Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:51:35 +0800

happy holidays! [x]

wtfhistory: theshewomanboyhatersclub: jesuisuneetoile: THI...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:50:56 +0800

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

queen-ant: I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:49:47 +0800

queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions

dampsandwich: I beat the shit out of my grandma for eating the last of the dinosaur chicken nuggets

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:02:20 +0800

dampsandwich:

I beat the shit out of my grandma for eating the last of the dinosaur chicken nuggets

bigrnac: i wasn’t talking to u i was talking to the computer

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:02:16 +0800

bigrnac:

i wasn’t talking to u i was talking to the computer

peni5breath: “you will not be able to use a calculator on this exam”

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:01:33 +0800

peni5breath:

“you will not be able to use a calculator on this exam”

fuelingit: thischick25: tardishobo: IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:01:05 +0800

fuelingit:

thischick25:

tardishobo:

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

I love sheep

reindoge: 2treehill: remember miley on the pole at the 2009 teen choice awards

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:00:45 +0800

reindoge:

2treehill:

remember miley on the pole at the 2009 teen choice awards

magicconchshell: voted most likely to be murdered by someone from the internet

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:00:30 +0800

magicconchshell:

voted most likely to be murdered by someone from the internet

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 12:00:10 +0800

police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude

imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries: reasons why you shouldn’t...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:58:22 +0800

imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries:

reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook

10knotes: Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:57:42 +0800

10knotes:

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

quoms: it’s not even windy her hair just does that

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:57:18 +0800

quoms:

it’s not even windy her hair just does that

cyborgslayer: im listening.

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:55:46 +0800

cyborgslayer:

im listening.

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY I will be moving off to college soon and my...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:55:29 +0800

TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her.

The picture above is of my mother. Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer). She has twenty-three years of mothering experience. She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks.

On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner.

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Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:54:41 +0800

fuckyeahsexanddrugs: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: this is the funniest...

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 11:54:30 +0800

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all week

still funny

me before tumblr: wow google images has everything

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:28:59 +0800

me before tumblr: wow google images has everything

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 20:16:16 +0800

Need a laugh? This blog is just what you need!