• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
  • me: not with that attitude
imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries: reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook 
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quoms:

it’s not even windy her hair just does that

cyborgslayer: im listening.
TUMBLR GIVEAWAY I will be moving off to college soon and my mother won’t be much use to me anymore, so I decided to do the selfless thing and let somebody else have her. The picture above is of my mother.  Her name is Nellie (which could be changed if you prefer).  She has twenty-three years of mothering experience.  She can cook, clean, knit, wash dishes, wash laundry, and perform a variety of tricks. On June 4, I will randomly select one of the people who have reblogged this post to be the winner. 
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: fuckyeahsexanddrugs: this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all week still funny
  • me before tumblr: wow google images has everything
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